“二战”时期,盟军要实(shí )施安奇(🃏)奥登陆计划(🛍),迫于(yú )对一门叫安(ān )奇奥(🆖)大炮的超级武器的忌惮(dàn )(🥩),要派两个精锐特工去摧(cuī )毁这门大炮(pào ),结(⚫)果两个(gè )(🔸)傻逼被(🤷)派了(🛍)去,最后经过一连串(🥄)搞(🛹)笑事(shì )件,阴差阳错(cuò )的最(zuì )后完成(chéng )了任务。
片段一(yī ):德(dé )国(🚢)人(rén )在(📎)北非布(🔩)置了一个陷阱(⏯),准(🖲)备(bèi )了一幅假的防御工(gōng )事(🥔)地图让这二(🔝)个士(shì )兵(🏂)带回去。他(tā )(🙄)们却阴差(chà )(🙉)阳(💪)错的拿走了真的地图(👃),最终赢(yíng )得了战役。
片(🧟)段(🚴)二(èr ):他(tā )们(men )化装(👣)成(🗳)管(guǎn )道(🈁)工潜(qián )入(💹)德军在(🥊)意大利(🛎)的司令(🐾)部,给他们卫生间的管道修(xiū )得乱七八糟,把(📟)将军(jun1 )(💯)淋了(🔈)个(gè )落汤鸡。将(🈺)军去换衣(yī )服,拉开抽屉(tì )发现一套新(♌)的军服,于(yú )是(shì )洗(xǐ )头洗脸准备换上新军服(fú )的时候闭着(zhe )眼把(bǎ )脸盆里的脏水倒(🕕)进抽屉里(📤)了(le )(🚻)(柜子旁边有(yǒu )一个废水桶)。那个将军(jun1 )是(🚤)最(🚩)主要(yào )的一(yī )个配角,很(🔮)有(yǒu )意思。到影片(🌲)结(💕)束前1分(fèn )钟(🖱),都没有一句(jù )台词。最后说了(🍾)一句“谢(📯)谢”。
片段三:德军有一(yī )门超级(😼)大炮(🈺)俯视(shì )着联(🏁)军将要(yào )(♈)登陆的海滩。这二个士兵居(jū )(🕤)然化装(zhuāng )成希(xī )(🌲)特勒和随从,去视(shì )察大炮,把大(dà )炮炸掉了(👎)。
In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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