“二(🆓)战”时(shí )期,盟(📒)军(jun1 )要实施安(ān )奇(qí )奥登(😘)陆(🕟)计划,迫于对(duì )一门叫安奇奥大炮的(🛤)超级武器的忌惮,要派两个精锐(⏬)特工去摧毁(huǐ )这门大炮,结果两个傻逼被派了去,最后经过一(yī )连串搞笑(🚉)事件,阴差(🛺)阳(yáng )错的最(zuì )后(hòu )完成了任务(😻)。
(🤯) 片段一:德国(guó )(🚢)人在(zài )(📎)北非(fēi )布(bù )置了一个(🚨)陷阱,准(zhǔn )备了一幅假的防御工(gōng )事(🥔)地图让(🙂)这二个(✋)士兵带回去(qù )。他们却(👓)阴差阳(💪)错的拿(⏰)走了真的(🥫)地图,最终(🚻)赢得了战役(yì )。
片段二(èr ):他们化装成管(🤘)道工(gōng )潜入(💹)德军在意大利的(💍)司令部,给他(tā )们卫生间的管道修(xiū )得(🃏)乱(🌪)七八糟,把将军淋了(🔈)个落汤鸡。将军去换衣(yī )服,拉开抽(chōu )屉发现一套新的军服(fú )(🐞),于是洗头(🚲)洗脸准备(🔙)换(🌱)上新军服的(de )时(💣)候闭(bì )着(zhe )眼把脸盆里的脏(🔲)水倒进(😳)抽屉里(lǐ )了(柜子旁边(🛃)有(yǒu )一(yī )个废水桶)。那(🕺)个将军是最主(zhǔ )要的(de )一个(💁)配角(⏺),很(hěn )有(yǒu )意思。到影片结(jié )束前1分钟,都没有一句台词。最后说了一句(🎞)“谢谢”。
片段(duàn )三(⛎):德军有一(🕌)门超级大(🔮)炮(pào )(🈺)俯(fǔ )视(🔝)着联军(🍏)将(😻)要(♈)登陆(lù )的(de )(😄)海滩。这二个(👡)士(shì )兵(🐼)居(🕤)然化装成希特(tè )(🌽)勒和随从,去视(shì )察大炮(pào ),把大(🍐)炮(🚔)炸(zhà )掉了。
In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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